Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Next on CNBC

Apparently Wal-mart needs to expand it's market Share in order to get it's stock off it's 3 year stagnant cycle.

Nutball #1 "Well, we think that if they can break into that High End Consumer market.. they can expand their market share and the stock will go up."

Nutball sitting in this chair " I'm thinking they have a better shot going the other way, and all they need to do is start carying Mad Dog 20/20. "

Nutball #1 "I think that may scare off their core consumer of Dopes that don't realize they can get the same thing at better prices, with a better environment, Else-ware"

Nutball in chair, "Touche....... Or not. How if they open a section of the store to Scientists in anthropology and evolution, as well as just interested onlookers, and provide facilities for observation and experimentation, on subjects who have managed to evade "natural selection". Though I am a godless heathen, I do think their existence and ability to Flourish, may provide valuable evidence disproving Darwin, by their ability to Flourish in this environment....... Of course Cockroaches tend to flourish, as well......"

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