Fucking H.P..... I'm surprised I don't own that fucking stock..... They rolled out a ton of new products for Christmas today. Copiers that surf the Internet.... I'm waiting for a toaster than can surf... that is some shit I'd buy. I'm sitting in the kitchen waiting for my toast, and there I can hop on and surf the H.P. home page, maybe buy some ink cartridges for my toaster.
Seriously, the pitch is "you can surf for a restaurant to take your clients to for dinner, from the copier."... Alright get this.
"Ok, Mr. Gates looks like we have a deal. Let me take you to dinner."
"ok."
"just one moment, "Bleep bleep, bleep" WTF is the Printer jammed, Unfucking real... Now I have ink all over me."
"umn.... we will just hit the drive in on the way to the airport."
Oh and did I mention Gwen Steffanie has designed some content for them to let you use for free.
the HP CEO is giddy about it, Gwen and a surfing copier.... Someone slap that man
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