I've been watching a lot of soft core porn. Why? You ask? Well I get up at 2am and that is when The Movie Channel is running their soft core selection. This and check out the European markets, It's very weird and i'm sure i'll develop some strange sexual Fetish over it. Like sex on London spot gold.... something.
So, I've decided to start reviewing it.
Stolen Sex Tapes:
This does try and not be a Soft core. Well, it's funny there are those soft core porn movies that are edited to be soft core. This movie actually tries to be a movie. Now, I'll not bore you with details about the story or how hot the actresses are. There was a story, though weak, something about a politician and this videotaping T.V. anchor who has some sex tapes stolen as she it trying to take herself National.(wait didn't I say I wasn't coming up with story details). There is even a moral at the end, something about the news industry being degrading... this all coming out of the mouth of a porn actress... umn... IRONY. maybe it's just a parable for the porn industry in the news industry.... by the porn industry...
But I digress. The sex was a little short Re: less than 3 minutes of simulated sex. Seems like the fact that they were approaching this movie as such a serious endeavor, seems like the acting and cinematography took a big hit. With some shots over grasping the ability of everyone involved.
Overall, I give it a "B"
That's fairly good, it's been a long time since i've seen a "B" soft core, mostly "C" and "D" on The movie channel... and the rarity of an "A", almost unheard of.
Ok, this is all I have.
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