One of the main reasons I hate Christmas, is of course that my family is not enjoyable to be around.
I get a phone call.
My father,"it's not fair that you get to ignore Christmas".
ok, there are a few possible replies to this...
"Why not? you have ignored Christmas for 50 years. At best you gave mom $5 for each of your kids, and sent her on her way. and you have been doing that since 1970. And the only reason that Christmas ever happened was because mom worked and you leached both off her time and energy... You lazy narcissistic asshole."
Or
" Listen, Why the fuck would I want to spend 5 extra minutes with you ever. I know for some fucking reason you have become hopped up on chocolate, become manic. And now for some reason you think you can call me and tell me to buy a bunch of shit for relatives that I can't stand."
or
Just dial tone him, let him not call back.... I know why I don't answer the phone.
True story, my dad was very excited when he could go to the dollar store and buy everyone tire gauges for Christmas.... ones so cheap, they never actual worked.... But he went through the motions.....
Yep, I'll never have kids, I'll never take care of anyone Else's kids..
What my dad is pissed about is that he has to find something for his wife (she has done all of "Their" Chrismtas shopping), he has no idea what she would want since he is unaware of anyone but himself.
I hate this holiday..
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