Sunday, November 25, 2007

It's here...

So, I have managed 4 moronic arguments with people.



1. I delivered some photo's to my mother of some of my nieces, and my brother thought they weren't good enough.

2. My sister Had very specific thoughts about how I should have delivered, said pictures...



Could Christmas please be over soon, it's just this bullshit that makes me think that religion, holidays, and commercialism, are the most evil things in the world.



As sweet children, Whine and beg, at the top of their lungs for all the Do dads and Who Haws in the world, And Guarantee the Who's don't actually sing, when they don't get their roast beast, and Who Horns.



Christmas is about Greed. I have nothing to do with any of it. The reason I'll get new bile this year, because I give up 3 $10 dvds, and get to not give out hundreds of dollars in other shit, to my Sisters and brothers, nieces and nephews. I get to avoid the shopping, and the bills, and all that great stuff, that Jesus says I should do, to help the U.S. Economy.




Not buying the latest gadgets at Xmas, makes the baby Jesus cry!Burnout



So, I was doing a search for images "baby Jesus cry"....



And if I were doing Xmas... this is what everyone would get.





The Emmy-winning scientist angered a few audience members when he criticized literal interpretation of the biblical verse Genesis 1:16, which reads: “God made two great lights — the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.”He pointed out that the sun, the “greater light,” is but one of countless stars and that the “lesser light” is the moon, which really is not a light at all, rather a reflector of light.A number of audience members left the room at that point, visibly angered by what some perceived as irreverence.

Ishmael: Okay, you want to bowl for some big money, eh? But I'll lose my entire bonus check because I'm so *bombed*.

McKnight Bowl Bartender: You get that way from ginger ale?

Roy: Nah, he was sniffing glue in the parking lot.

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